Greetings fellow NamiDearests,
The growing wave of mass murders in the United States has been weighing heavily on my mind, and yours as well, I am sure. You never know what sort of heinous plans are being hatched in your back bedroom by a horny, virgin son with the schizovirus…
But here’s the good news…
We could prevent nearly all mass murder if every young, white male between the ages of 12 and 35 were preemptively medicated with antipsychotic drugs. Mass Murder Disorder™ is treatable! We must act now!
These poor, sick, mass murdering boys and young men should not be dead or languishing in jails and prisons without their video games, legally purchased weapons and Zoloft, only to receive sanity-giving, doctor-approved chemical lobotomies when it is too late!
I propose a national draft system to round up these young men at the time of life when the schizovirus tends to emerge and treat them all before any problems arise. Upon giving birth to a white, or bi-racial (half white) male child, a second form, called a Psychiatric Registration Draft Card, would be filed with the birth certificate at the county records office.
When the young male reaches the age of 12, he must be presented by a legal guardian to the local Mass Murder Prevention Facility™ to undergo extensive psychiatric examination. There he will receive compulsory medication that is to be monitored on a weekly basis by Mass Murder Prevention Case Managers™ who shall also have access to the subject’s emails, facebook, YouTube, Tumblr, WordPress, Blogger, Twitter and Instagram accounts.
Non-compliance will result in psychiatric court martial, and the untreated young male can be admitted to inpatient treatment up to age 35 as to be decided by a Special Justice for the Mass Murder Prevention Courts™.
We have a message for every parent out there, you don’t think your child will become a Mass Murderer™ until they do! Psychiatry can stop them dead in their tracks!