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Greetings, fellow NamiDearests! During our long research sabbatical, we visited the jungles of Eastern United States in an effort to observe and further understand the strange behaviors of those who call themselves “psychiatric survivors”. Our observations revealed a mostly chaotic, volatile, yet rigid-thinking group of creatures who cannot seem to reach a common goal (not […]
Greetings fellow NamiDearests, The growing wave of mass murders in the United States has been weighing heavily on my mind, and yours as well, I am sure. You never know what sort of heinous plans are being hatched in your back bedroom by a horny, virgin son with the schizovirus… And we all know the […]
WHAT IS A COMMITMENT PLAN? A commitment plan is a list of sneaky strategies and social manipulation techniques that family and friends can use when they are tired of dealing with a mentally ill loved one. It helps them not have to listen to or empathize with their loved ones thoughts and feelings. The plan […]
Stay up to date on all the important mental illness news with the baldazzling host of Mental Illness Minute, Shock Girl. Today, Shock Girl brings us news on NamiDearest’s Taxidermy Therapy Program, Mayor Bloomberg’s Subway Station Schizo Pens, New York’s Stop-and-Frisk, Thorazine Spraydowns, and her new Shock Therapy accessories line, Baldazzled!
Who better understands your frustration with non-compliant mentally ill family members than we do here at NamiDearest? As leaders in mental illness advocacy and policy, we devote the weight of our enormous moral authority and hand-wringing sob stories to the advancement of best practices in mental health care. Some of these best practices include fewer […]
Tonight on this special Valentine’s Day edition of The Commitment Hour, NamiDearest interviews our favorite NamiMommy about a special new treatment program for the seriously mentally ill. Advocates for the seriously mentally ill call this program, The Permanent Solution.
We at NamiDearest have been highly concerned about our wandering mentally ill loved ones as well as those groups who refer to themselves as “survivors of psychiatry”, particularly those from the “antipsychiatry” factions. True to our cause, we have developed a plan to curtail the unacceptable freedoms bestowed upon these people by the Bill of […]
Happy Holidays, NamiDearests! We know what a difficult season this can be for those of you suffering from time spent with your mentally ill relations. We at NamiDearest have partnered with Psychiatrist Babs to bring you this special holiday performance of T’was the Night Before Commitment. This endearing classic will warm the cockles of your […]
NamiDearest Interviews Henny Penny, Former Director of Consumertocracy Affairs for the State of Confusion
Tonight on The Commitment Hour, our relentless advocate, NamiDearest, interviews Former Director of Consumertocracy Affairs for the State of Confusion, Henny Penny. Loved One Henny bravely volunteered to expose herself publicly to the stigma of her condition while trying to articulate for us her beliefs about her illness and the rights she feels that she […]
Tonight on The Commitment Hour, our relentless advocate, NamiDearest, interviews the darling of the mental hygiene fascists, NamiMommy. They discuss the miracles of psychiatry as well the the dangerous limitations posed to their cause by the rights of other people.